Toaster fucker

A toaster fucker is someone who cares for the toaster and sexuality likes toasters
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that

care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.

!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!

A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.

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sheep fucker

A person who fucks sheep

Tommy is a sheep fucker

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housemate fucker

Dude who lives with you but fucks you over with rent and bill money - and then lies about it.

Using bill money to Gamble on the Greyhounds.

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Bat Fucker

A goth person, generally male but could also be used to describe a female goth.

"Cheer up bat fucker"

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buddy fucker

Anyone who ditches or lets their friend down, usually to do some generally undesirable task, especially if it is taking blame, exhausting work, getting in a fight. A buddy fucker usually takes a lot of blame from his friends, and depending on how bad the ditching was, may not be friends with the fucked buddy much longer.

Joe: You wanna fight?!
Bob: C'mon Jim, back me up here. *Notices Jim is gone and gets beaten up*

The next day...

Bob: Jim, you are such a buddy fucker. Asshole.

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Soul Fucker

One who makes love so well that it could be said that this person does not simply make love to one's body, but makes love to one's soul.

Justin is a soul fucker.

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Dream Fucker

A person, often an ass hole, that tells you something that makes your dreams seem more out of reach and almost impossible to achieve.

Aaron: "Next year I'm going to NYFA to become a movie director!"

Peter: "Do you actually think you could make a movie even close to as good as Inception?"

Ash: "Dude, don't be a dream fucker!"

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