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A commonly used phrase in the meme where the person is getting their hair cut and the barber asks them what they want and they don't care what they get
Barber: What do you want?
Me: just fuck me up fam
Barber: Say no more.
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a word a woman will shout during sexual intercourse or sex when she wants her lover to go harder
I moaned as he fucked me hard then i shouted. "fuck me harder daddy" When i got close to my orgasm
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What to say during a time of distress-as in o shit this sucks
Fuck me running sideways I'm tired
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The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
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High heels that are of a certain length that are generally worn by sluts or women trying to act slutty and scream fuck me!
Did you see Allie wearing those come fuck me heels at graduation?
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Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.
'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'
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an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.
John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"
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