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An alternate name for the search engine Google used to establish its ability to answer simple questions
Alpher: Hey guys, can someone tell me what the 4th most populated country in Africa is?
Bethe: I don't know, go ask Google-sensei
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To use Google Search to identify any medical condition you may have and how to resolve it yourself.
You: " I've had this really strange cough for a while"
Friend: " Shouldn't you go to a doctor and have it checked out?"
You: " No I will just Google medicine it and find out what's wrong and how to treat it"
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An alternative to Google having been turned into an adjective.
Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.
Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?
I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.
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your reply to google when it says, "here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself."
Google: " here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself"
you: "Fuck Google"
site took to long to respond
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The school of choice for self described experts who make ridiculous claims and attempt to back them up with "evidence" gleaned from google searches. Signs attendance include links to various fringe websites, blogs, and media outlets well known for twisting facts to suit the position of the writer(s). Other signs include lack of credible evidence (or inclusion of anecdotal evidence) , the writer/blogger thinking they understand science better than scientists, and talk of government conspiracies.
"Other than the provided bullshit from google searches links, the best evidence available is the anecdotal evidence provided by interviews with blank, blank, and blank. The government, doctors, scientists, corporations don't want you to know this because it will cost them money, power, legitimacy. I have A degree from Google University many years of experience in dealing with this issue. Tell your friends, this conspiracy to hide the truth must stop!"
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If any information is needed to be found or is being disputed amongest peers all one has to say is simply google that shit. Once the simple phrase is given an individual is practically
compelled to do a search on Google.
example 1
Guy one "Is it true a camel has two penises?"
Guy two "How the fuck would i know?? Just google that shit."
example 2
"Seriously, the actor who plays the father in Back to the Future movies is differant in all three films. No, I do not care if you do not believe me! Google that shit then!"
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A superior version of Google Chrome that Nasa uses.
Originated from Tales from IT on 4chan
>he asks me what my favorite browser is
>"Google... Ultron"
>"Is it like Chrome?"
>Shit that's what i meant
>"yeah...but better... it's what nasa uses"
>"cool could you dl that for me?"
>gulp
>"yeah no worries"
...
>to this day he still thinks he runs Google Ultron
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