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GC is a town in western Long Island. It's an upper middle class, Republican-filled, preppy-kid haven. There isn't much diversity. In the Middle School, there are only two black students and three Asians. But there are Democrats. They're ignored and shunned during election time, but they exist.
Garden City is a major sports town. Lacrosse, football, field hockey, and track are among the most popular. Most of Manhasset is despised because it's GC's rival. All Manhasset v. Garden City games are well-attended.
One complaint that just about every normal person has is that all the "popular" kids think they are black. Especially the girls, who refer to their friends as, "their hoes." Saying that someone is "popular" is synonymous with "stupid, trashy, and slutty." They have a creepy obsession with Facebook. If you see a GC kid with over 400 pictures, they're wastes of your time.
Garden City has very few hard-working kids. But the ones who do work hard are labelled as nerds. If you're a nerd in GC, you're golden. The nerds are loved by teachers and get fantastic grades, which will most likely get you into a great college. The grades are very diverse, especially in the Middle School. You either get high 90's or low 60's. The stupid ones are usually the popular kids. Shocker.
The clothes tend to be very, very preppy. Ralph Lauren, Lilly Pulitzer, Abercrombie, Vineyard Vines, and Tommy Hilfiger are usually the ones that can be seen around the halls. All bags are Coach, Gucci, Michael Kors, or Chanel.
The "wannabes" are among the most prominent of the GC High monarchy. They're basically slaves. The nerds and normal kids find it hilarious when they're forced to "fetch" the Queen Bee's water. They want to be cool, but everyone knows that they aren't. They try to gossip and act bitchy, but it just doesn't work for them.
GC students are too coddled for their own good. The Middle School was built for wussies. There, you can hand in a project three weeks late without getting points off. It's very different from the High School, where students are given a rude awakening from the very start. Very few go to boarding school, since the High School is known for its fantastic staff.
Let's face it. Garden City kids are rich, and many of them are snobby. But there are some really great kids who live here as well. The only problem is that some parents are super protective and don't let their kids watch PG-13 movies until they're out of their house. Others don't care what their kid does, as long as it doesn't shame the family name. But if you're lucky to be nice, mildly smart, and have a good family, you have it made.
Garden City popular kids think it's badass when they swear. Don't be surprised to here someone curse off, then start giggling. Just ignore them, they think they're cool.
Some of the GC slang is "sketch," "beast," and "shwag."
Sketch: Some weird or stalker-ish.
Beast: Awesome, completely amazing.
ex. "You're beast at sports!"
EXAMPLE OF GARDEN CITY GREETINGS.
GC "Popular" Girl: Heyyyyyyy, bitchesssss! What's crackinnnnn?
GC "Popular" Guy: Hey. Lax, anyone?
GC Nerd/Normal Kid: Hey, guys.
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A concert at the World's Most Famous Arena, Madison Square Garden. The artist doesn't matter, only that the audience is experiencing something special.
Derived from Rick Nelson’s famous song “Garden Party”, which depicts a moment in his career where he came out grown up and played on the grandest stage of them all and was booed.
Such Garden Parties include (but are not limited to): Billy Joel, Elton John (Who both have banners that hang in the rafters for their contributions to the arena), Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band, Metallica, Dave Matthews Band, Jay-Z and Taylor Swift (Who set a record with the fastest sell out with her 2009 Fearless Tour which sold out in 60 seconds).
Hey Suzy, would you like to go to Bon Jovi at MSG for a Garden Party?
Sure Harry! Would you like to go with me to see Taylor Swift at MSG for a Garden Party?
It's a date!
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Pittsburghese slang term for a bar.
You can catch the guys dahn da beer garden after da soff-ball game.
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Garden City is a town on Long Island in the middle of Nassau County.
They are described to be Roman Catholic caucasians and most are thought to be rich, stuck up snobs. Well I'm going to say a little less than 3/4 of that town are stuck up. The rest are actually fairly nice and considerate people.
Despite what others think Garden City does have a few people who are not caucasian. There are a few Asians, African Americans, and Hispainic people who live in Garden City.
Garden City is amazingly good at sports. I'm sorry to say but Garden City breeds lacrosse players. At least 90% of the town plays lacrosse. 8% of those who dont play lacrosse play another sport or sports. Only about 2% of the town doesn't play sports.
The Garden City schools are known for their good grades. Opposite of the majorities belief, the students of both middle and high school work hard to revieve those grades. They still party but before they go out and get drunk and high they study. Not everyone in that town can get a scholarship or get their 'daddy' to pay. Oh and they don't call their fathers daddy, they call them dad. Like the rest of us. They are some that need to study and to get good grades. Over half of the students are in advanced classes.
The high school does not look like a bently showroom. It looks like a parking lot. People in that town do drive cars that aren't expensive. Half the cars in the parking are used trucks or small cars from the 90's. Not everyone has a cool car. They just have a car.
Oh and to all of you who think everything in Garden City is pretty, peaceful, and preppy, i shall tell you otherwise because there are metalheads in Garden City. There are people who don't like their lives who live in Garden City. There are non rich people who live in Garden City. The live in apartments but they live in Garden City.
Last but not least, there is a very big rivalry between Manhasset and Garden City. Garden City is better but i don't to say anything else.
I hope you realize that Garden City is more than just riches and preps.
A person takes a survey of 8 random people to see where they live:
Prep says, "I live in Garden City."
Metalhead says, "I live in Garden City."
Black says, "I live in Garden City."
Hispainic says, "I live in Garden City."
Asian says, "I live in Garden City."
Normal person says, "I live in Garden City."
Sports player says, "I live in Garden City."
Scholar says, "I live in Garden City."
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The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'
'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'
'Nice!'
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Person or Person Indulging in PLANT FOOD MMC MEOW MEOW attending an all night event
Midnight Gardener they was up all night on the plantfood
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Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.
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