Gavin...

Gavin... is a colorblind dumbass that can’t tell red from green and pretends to be a child of God

“Gavin... what color is my shirt?”

gavinize

Used to describe the action of making something extra strong.

My drink is being gavinized.

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gavin

best person ever 100% wasn’t written by a gavin for a joke but there’s special so like idk

girl named josie:gavin’s crazy

other random girl named colin:gavin stop trying to kill yourself
gavin:no you little bitch

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gavin

has a cat named houdini and liikes turtles

gavin is gavin

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Gavinator

A man so powerful that everyone who stands in his path is blown away by his greatness. He, alone, holds the power of the big macs, a weapon so powerful that even the most legendary gamers could not begin to comprehend its power. Gavinator is a great friend and a very powerful ally who can singlehandedly take down all of his enemies with a single flick of the wrist.

indigo: "GAVINATOR, WE NEED YOUR POWER TO SAVE US!"
guillermo.3: "Don't worry, bruda. The GAVINATOR is here to save the day... as usual."

guillermo.3: You my friend are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with star command!
indigo: You are my hero!

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gavinism

cult religion started by goddess Vivian (a.k.a. "the only one for Gavin") revolving around the lead singer of the band Bush, Gavin Rossdale. Gavinism contains it's own special language ("ism" language) and it's own list of duties a proper "gavinite" must perform to be "worthy" of this religion (ex. only buy products that contain glycerine)

Vivian is my goddess, and I will convert to gavinism.

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Gavination

The gathering of many beautiful women

it's a gavination up in here

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