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Forty-third President of the United States of America, one who destroyed the Taliban and Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan after the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks. Liberated Iraq from Saddam Hussein, despite opposition from liberal idiots who don't want the spread of freedom, especially under a Republican president.
Brought great reform to American politics, health care system, legal system, defense system, military, education system, etc.
Time Magazine's Person of the Year winner multiple times.
First election: 49% of the popular vote.
Second election: 51% majority of the popular vote.
Fat Ass Teddy in Year 2020: Wow, it looks like us liberals were wrong. Bush saved our country from many terrorist attacks, saved us from the huge social security bomb, and made our children smarter. *Burps* *Hiccup*
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I Like Him! He is a man of the people.
George W. Bush is one of the greatest US presidents ever.
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A president that everyone hates for almost no good reason.
Reason's people hate Bush
Iraq- Sure Iraq wasn't the smartest decision in the book but at least the Iraqis arent living like the Russians in Stalin's day
Hurricane Katrina- Katrina was a disaster because of the Louisiana government fucking up, not the federal.
Messing up in Grammar- OK we're all human and people make mistakes. But if mistakes in grammar is your only argument you have left on why he's a bad president, you lost the argument.
Idiot- I hate Bush
Average Joe- why?
Idiot- Because everyone else hates Bush
Average Joe- Everyone else also says jumping off bridges is cool
Idiot- OK thanks (jumps off a bridge an hour later)
George W. Bush wasn't the greatest president but he's definatly not the worst.
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President whom makes pussy liberals go to canada. People usually insult him for his speeches because he isn't a good public speaker. Many poeple think he should not have been president. But if Kerry had become president he would have been insulted just as much.
Voter: I'm voting for George W. Bush
Liberal: I'm going to Canada so theres no chance one of us pussy democrats will become president in this election.
Voter: Ok
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The best president the United States has ever had. Was victim to countless attack by granola eating, birkenstock wearing, greatful dead listening hippy liberal douche bags. A TRUE AMERICAN. He is the shit.
George W. Bush is the best president in the history of the united states.
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The man and former President of the United States whose election in 2000 saved the country from a terrible evil known as "Al Gore" and again saved the country 4 years later from another evil similar to the first, this time called "John Kerry". Unfortunately people frequently fail to recognize what would've happened under the direction of any of the alternatives.
"I'm so glad George W. Bush was elected and not Al Gore or John Kerry"
"Yeah, for sure, crisis averted!"
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The Smartest Man Alive! Simply the greatest human being anyone has ever known; a gentleman, and a scholar. George W. Bush is a shining example of sheer excellence and comes second to none in his outstanding presidential skills! A man to be envied...
Please, try not to laugh... Just show this to your friends...
I wish I was as smart as George W. Bush.
George W. Bush is amazing.
I will never be as smart as George W. Bush!
Can we elect George W. Bush for the next 100 years?!
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