Glory-Tory

A person with little or no previous political allegiance who is now claiming to have always been a Conservative.

'David Cameron is so hot.'

'You don't even know who he is. You're such a glory-tory!'

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Glory Shower

To drink an ice cold beer in the shower.

"I just worked out for 3 hours... I think its time for a glory shower."

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newfound glory

Kick ass punk band from Florida

"Did you go to the Nefound Glory concert?"

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glory hole

A room or cupboard used for storing miscellaneous articles, too good to be thrown out or given away, which may be useful at some future time.

"It can stay in the glory hole till needed next Summer".
"Too good to throw that out; put it in the glory hole".

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morning glory

a tasty vegetable dish in Thailand

Fried Morning Glory: Crisp and snappy Morning Glory sautéed with fresh garlic and soybean sauce.

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glory balm

noun:

1) Ointment used to treat rashes obtained at Glory Holes

2) Salve for reducing irritation and inflammation caused by inserting ones penis through a Glory Hole

Hey Harvey, ya got any Glory Balm?

Yeah - you itching again from that truck-stop men's room incident?

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Baby Glory

A mixture of too much excitement and too much laughter at the point where your laughing way too hard that you start making faces and purposly start laughing a different way usually a funny laugh. This mostly happens when you are under the influance of marijuana and Baby Glories usually never happen on your own.

(2 friends: after laughing to hard, making faces and laughing several different ways.)

Damn dog mean ass Baby Glory right thurr.

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