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When you light up a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan is very bad
She’s done something so bad it gave me goose bulbs
When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.
When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.
When a bearded man shits in a top hat and smacks another individual in the head while making geese noises.
Billy was being a little bitch, so the Abe lincoln impersonator shit in his top hat and whacked the stupid cunt upside the head while squawking wildly. He sure teached that bitch a lesson. Billy wont be fucktarded again after that goose noggin
Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.
A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water
Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose
A name of a frank zappa song. Also the meaning of a person who sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shaped like duck lips
Hey, Matheus Leao Moreira, who did you blow? You pushed the button boy and you went to the show better suck a little harder or the shekels won't flow and I don't mean your thumb So on your knees you bum Just tell yourself it's yum And suck it 'till you're numb
Matheus is a packard goose with cock like duck lips.
Jornalisms kinda scary.
Dont you think?