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goth

1. a loser who gets nowhere in life.

2. someone who is homosexual

goths usualy end up flipping burgers by the end of highschool.

by 123 j man February 10, 2010

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Goth

A โ€œGothโ€ is a member of a southern Scandinavian tribe originating from โ€œGotalandโ€, an island off the coast of modern-day Sweden. Famous for their wandering emigration, which coursed through eastern Europe over several generations, they ultimately settled in various parts of the Western Roman Empire. The two main branches were the โ€œOstrogothsโ€, who settled primarily in the Italian peninsula and in regions north thereof, and the โ€œVisigothsโ€, who ultimately controlled much of the Iberian peninsula.

Many children who possess poor posture, emotional frailty, lack of vigor, strength, or endurance, sheepishness, melodramatic sensitivity, nearly pathological conformity to others' manner of dress and hairstyles, and absolutely pathological self-hatred toward their own personal, natural individuality and self-image erroneously use the term โ€œgothโ€ to describe themselves.

In reality, not a more antithetical term could have been chosen.

Goths did not spend two hours in the morning getting their bangs โ€œjust rightโ€, because hair obscuring the vision of one eye would make archery and swordplay far less effective. While a twenty-something โ€œgothโ€ quietly spends a gargantuan amount of time painting his nails and scouring thrift stores for girls clothing in the 21st century (HOMO!), a twenty-something Goth would have been calling conventions between other chieftains, devising logistical and tactical plans against a common enemy (COOL).

Goth goth Gothic gothic

by Aharon The First May 28, 2010

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goths

Cultural sheep. Pseudo-intellectual idiots who don't realise that music and clothing should be listened to and worn out of pure will, not because it is a lame trend.

Gangstas. Goths. I don't give a shit. Its all bullshit. Get a life. your not fighting against the system, your just brainwashed and part of it.

by BadLieutenant October 26, 2004

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goths

sad little people who have too much spare time so decide to freak people out but fail.... all the time

i know lots of goths. i hate goths.

by timmynator July 31, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


goths

The kids that never really ever fitted in and where made fun of for most of their childhood. When they got to highschool they tried to fit in but where still given a hard time. They eventually form a group and slowly start wearing black and talking about how they hate life. Often get do very strange things for attention. Do very poorly in school and anything else in life (sports, music, grades, drama) yet claim to be artistic

Goth-Fucking prep!

Me-What did you say?

Goth-You don't understand what pain really is!

Me-Pain you think you understand pain and suffering? Your a kid in the suburbs in the most affluent area of town who has most likely never met a poor person. If you want to now pain try living in a third world country

by free thought master June 22, 2005

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goths

yes, we get it, not all people who wear black or have some gothic aspects are goths. however, when people refer to goths, they usually mean:

- weird people with pure white make-up... because that looks good....um.... oh wait no. usually they have black eyeshadow, and if they're a mega-goth they have it going down their face like tears or blood from the mouth.

- retards wherever you go that hang around places looking depressed and sad. they usually listen to shitty bands like cradle of filth and marilyn manson.

- people who come to school very late or don't come in at all. when asked why, the usual response is something like "I had my period for the 7th time this month" or "I was tired," - because obviously they are the only ones that feel tired in the morning.

Want to become a goth: a unique individual, rebelling against conformists? Just wear all the same clothes they do and listen to all the same music they do!

by I'm your mother December 11, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


goths

Goths Put Frankly, Are, Total Friggen Wankers That Listen To Manson.(Everytime I See One I Feel Like Nailing A Fucking Ramones Record To Their Head So They Can Take It Home And Listen To Something Decent) And Dont Relise That Everyone Hates Them For Being Conformists To A Degree That Shits On The Groups They Are Trying To Rebell Against.(Even Though The Fuckers Only Do It For Attention)

Goth: 1 Hey Lets Go And Hand Out Razorbades At The Manson Concert To Help Our Bretheren Who Are To Depressed To Brigh There Own.

Goth: 2 I Cant Man My Bootlace Broke Today So Im Too Depressed.

Me: Fuckin Goths.

by Super Telecom July 17, 2006

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