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Zuckerberg Grant

Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.

Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...

by geekmalone March 17, 2021


Grant Morgan

A person who is funny as hell and has a particularly long penis

Grant Morgan has a big ass dick

by Modestpelicangaming November 4, 2019


Grant Gilmour

something so right it just has to be false.

This guy took me on a first date, we ended up going for a walk along the beach at sunset and saw some whales jumping out of the water. It was so "Grant Gilmour".

by suckedinjesus November 18, 2010

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adam grant

A real niggah, Biggest all- star their is #50in07

He is almost as cool as Adam Grant

by ANoymusGANG March 21, 2017


sincere grant

A smart pretty girl who don't cares about how people feels about her she will fight if she has to she is an emotional person shes a caring person she short and light skin she got a bit ass

Sincere Grant is pretty and sweet caring person

by Sinbaby May 10, 2018


brock grant

A daring boy

Is he climbing that building?
Yeah he is Brock grant the daredevil!!!

by Urban law March 20, 2018


Grant morman

Is god morman and will kill any one who is a non-believer.

Grant morman is always 6:1 and 110 pounds

by Criazen December 5, 2019