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Very Sexy Man with big willy and super shlong massive bum
russ: "i want to fuck theo grove"
brody: "kill yourself"
friend: hey what school do you go to
Me: Ghetto Grove
by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
One of the more historical towns on the famous Jersey Shore. Between Asbury and Bradley. Its filled with Old Victorian beachfront homes. The town itself is crazy diverse. Its one of the most religious towns (no bars or liquor stores allowed) yet has one of the highest gay/lesbian populations. People are generally nice, can be a little stuck up. But for the most part people are hippy pot smoking, yoga loving, church goers.
The town is awesome, right next to Asbury Park's down town.Everything you need is in walking distance. The beaches are clean and nice, with a little fishing pier. The town has a bunch of shops, an ampitheater church, concerts on the boardwalk and summer tent homes (which have a 100 year waiting list to get).
The town generally has no benny's but a lot of weirdos. Many of the Marlboro Hospital insane asylum patients now live in the area after the Hospital closed down. The town is generally safe though.
Guy One: Lets go to Ocean Grove to surf.
Guy Two: Sounds good, then lets go to Day's to get ice cream.
elliott joseph groves will light up your day and your smile. he is incredibly good looking and will always be there for you. he is very musical and intelligant and knows how to have a good time. he is a little weird at time but that it just how you love him. need a pick me up? call elliott/ he's you rboy for a good time and some good convorsation. he WINS at everything. so he is a winner. try to take him down; it aint possible!!
damn i wish i had "elliott joseph groves." right now.
a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.
Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.
Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon
A niche series of crossover videos created by YouTube user Jaden Groves, hence the name. They are similar in-par with the "Pooh's Adventures" series, as they both consist of cartoons, pre-school shows, or animated movies, but with characters from other franchises inserted into them, like they are part of the action. Most "Jaden Groves Style" videos are music videos (normally with Disney songs) but much else is the same.
There are many variants of the same trend but they are normally the same thing, just with a different person's name in the title.
These "Jaden Groves Style" videos are certainly crazy crossovers, that I wish I didn't want to make...