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When your gay friend asks for a hand job.
Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....
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When you go to the internet and see that people are so retarded and horrible that you just pray to god that he'll do at least SOMETHING about it
Me: *steps on Twitter*
*looks at the hellhole that is twitter and seeing so many clowns that support p@d0phila*
Me: I'm out. God help us all
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help im stuck in urban dictionary typing random bullshit to fit your bullshit searches
help im trapped in urban dictionary
When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy
Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”
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Phrase- slang in nature
Used to remind someone of the good gestures you have done for them
Person 1- oh man no one does anything for me
Person 2- who helped your bitch out?
Person 1- oh right you’re always there for me
A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.
Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.
Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.
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One of the best and most covered songs of Elvis Presley.
Sing this song perfectly and watch your crush come at you.
You : (singing) "But I can't help falling in love with you..."
Crush : hey...wanna hang out?