Hoka hey

Hoka Hey was something the legendary Sioux warrior Crasy Horse was shouting while going to war. "Hokay hey" can be interpreted as "It is a good time to die!" or "This is a good day to die."

Hoka hey, mother fuckers!

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Hoka Hey

"Hoka hey" was the battle cry of the Teton Lakota (Western Sioux) translating loosely to "hurry hurry". It is likely that Crazy Horse would have shouted this in battle, but it was not his personal cry, as another definition has hinted at.

One would yell "Hoka hey" when charging at an enemy.

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premature hey

When someone chats you "hey" and you respond in a timely fashion and then they say nothing... Did you forget what you wanted? Seriously, don't get so excited and ping me when you're ready to chat.

You: Hey
Me: Hey
(...an hour and no further dialogue later...)
Me: Did you fall off of the earth?

(...just another premature hey, how annoying???)

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Hey friend

It’s a term woman use when they like you have a crush on you or just want to fuck you

Ain’t that Bobby that nigga look good here he come oh hey friend

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hey buddy

Noun, an attempt by someone underage to proctor alcoholic beverages by use of a random middle-man. It is executed by showing up at a store that sells alcolic beverages, seeing someone who looks plenty old enough to purchase said beverages, approaching this person and saying to him/her "hey buddy..." If they accept you then negotiate some terms of the agreement. What kind of alcohol, brand and when the payment will be made all must be decided. The middle-man reserves the right to charge a fee for this exchange. It is considered a pretty sketchy way of getting booze.

"Hey buddy... think you could get me handle?"
...
"Dude where the hell did you get all this booze? You look like you're 9 years old."
"I pulled a hey buddy over at the gas station."

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Hey Steve

Let me eat your asshole after diarrhea

Hey Steve

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Hey Shitass

HEY SHITASS I'M AM SICK OF SEEING YOU IN MY RECOMMENDED MATE, THE MEME IS DEAD, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN *Cocks gun* GIMME ALL YOUR LOOT *Gunshot* COME ONNNN *Shoots Shitass* YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH WOOOO OH MY GOD, GOLD INGOTS, DIAMOND GEAR, A GOLD PLAY BUTTON, AND A... AN UNO REVERSE CARD? SHITASS YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY- SHITASS MATE, STEP OUT OF THE KV-1 SOVIET TANK, I WAS ONLY JOKING, I WAS ONLY JO- *Dies*

Hey shitass wanna see me speedrun?
*Heavy earrape mic breathing and heavy mouse tap noises*

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