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When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.
Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."
Guy#2 "boi wtf"
If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.
Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.
Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.
Jake: can I lather?
Man who is severely overweight and is missing part of his front tooth. Usually jobless and has an Obama phone.
The fat hillbilly got owned by the tiny fat man.
Sex involving rurally isolated, filthy, morbidly obese, bad odor smelling people with rotting teeth and breath usually found in the southern parts of the US. Not to be confused with "sweet home alabama sex" but the two go often hand in hand.
Travis: "Bubba, just looking at you I can see you are the product of hillbilly sex"
A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox
Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.
A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench
Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster
Something prisoners will make to get high
Yo, how much hillbilly blend you got