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man hold

1.) Is a manly hug/hold which isn't very manly at all.

2.) Spooning unless the situation alters to sporking

3.) A common wrestling move used in the Navy.

4.) One man forcing another man below the waist. Face first.

1-3. )Brock and Niko shared a man hold to work out their differences.

4.) John's man hold caught Tyler by surprise.

by MollyJaqItara December 31, 2013

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Strategic Hold

When one locks up their butt cheeks and waits for the urge to pass before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. The Strategic Hold is often executed in response to a long Sales Meeting, Presentation or Lecture.

The pointless Sales Meeting was taking to long to finish so John executed a Strategic Hold to prevent from shitting his pants

by Skin Sub Guy March 26, 2015

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Forever Hold

When you call someone that doesn't want to talk to you, they put you on hold forever so you will eventually hang up.

I hate my phone company. I called customer service and they put me on forever hold. They played showtunes so loud, I had to hang up!

by Bobdobolina October 20, 2016

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holding the candle

Third wheeling

Having no real purpose in the moment

Me: *watches friends make out*
Random to me: β€œah shame man you’re holding the candle”

by Add me on fortnite April 30, 2018

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hold-jay

Holding your boyfriend cock for any period of time in any location or situation.

Jimmy: Hey. Can I have a hold-jay?

Bianca: Sure babe.

by JimmyBianca March 29, 2011

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hold the beard

a male equivalent to holding back a women's hair while she throws up. Usually used in a joking fashion.

hold the beard while i throw up in this back alley

by link283 February 14, 2014

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Hold the mayo

Your really slow and retarted

"Hold the mayo you retard"

by Aye_itz_hunter June 8, 2017

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