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The oldest school in Howard County, it's actually a relatively nice building after the renovations that ended in 2007. It's sometimes known as "Howard is High" for an alleged drug bust that involved a former guidance counselor. Also, before the dictatorship known as Ms. Massella arrived in 2004, the place was full of drugs and scumbags, and the athletics were terrible. Now known mostly for its track and cross country teams, the school also boasts decent football and lacrosse teams, and a phenomenal softball team. Long Reach is by far Howard's biggest rival in football and basketball. The party scene is pretty mediocre, and the school dances are early the worst in the county, as Massela insist that the lights stay on and the playing of Frank Sinatra when anything close to grinding starts happening.
Before 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard? Damn what a shithole"
Person 2: "Yeah they found couple ounces of weed in some kids locker during the last drug bust"
After 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard High School? Damn I heard your principal sucks"
Person 2: "Yeah, she really cleaned the place up, but now its turned into the fuckin army or some shit"
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The hottest hotty bad boy, gets all the girls.
Kieran Mackaye Howard has 36 different girlfriends, a girlfriend army per se.
The CIA agent who recently confessed on his death bed to playing a major part in the assassination of John F. Kennedy. He is also commonly thought to be one of the three tramps apprehended by Dallas police, but later released. He was an evil sociopathic G Man.
E. Howard Hunt was a CIA agent who had no conscience, and could kill without remorse.
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Typically describes a black anime lover, specially Naruto. Frequently does a Naruto run and will be offended by people who insult him. This male is considered the top of the food chain. Usually has a personality disorder and can possibly rage out in a fit. Psychopathic tenancies are included in this traits. But overall, not a guy guy to become friends with.
Watch out! That guy is Micah J. Howard.
MICAH JJJJJJJJJJJ HOWARD
He's such a Micah J. Howard
Rowland Stuart Howard (born 160,463,872 BC): Lolstralian rock musician, guitarist and songwriter, best known for being Nick Cave’s bitch. Has been known to open sets by joking of own demise. Likes roller-skating, hair gel and Tila Tequila. Doesn't want to shake your hand, when he can shake your hips. Incredibly sexy.
Person 1: Who's that sexy motherfucker sitting in that corner over there, doing all the drugs?
Person 2: That's Rowland S. Howard!
Person 1: Gawd, he's such a supah buff hawtie. <3
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Howard Dean Syndrome, or HDS, usually occurs due to a crushing defeat in a situation that you were previously thought to have won with a landslide victory. HDS involves the subject screaming, shouting and generally acting like a crazy person which scares all nearby people and damages the subjects profile beyond repair.
Named after former presidential candidate and former Vermont governor Howard Dean.
"We're going to California, and Texas and New York. Then we're going to Washington D.C to take back the White House!. Yeeeaaaaargh!"
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Noun: in which a man puts a superman cape on his penis, takes his balls, and slams them into a womans mouth with all his force, in verb form: Dwight Howarded
dude, last night i totally got it on Dwight Howard style with your mom, i think i might have broken one of her teeth
did you see the game last night? Dwight Howard completly Dwight Howarded Delonte West
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