I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.

EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh shoot- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. Haha. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... Yeah, I need help.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's go talk. It's gonna be alright..

I do what I want

"I do what I want" Is something said by someone who does what they want, that person is probably superior to the people around them.

Q: when are you going to clean your room
A: I do what I want

I See I See

A excuse word when you have no words/other way to respond to something your told or explain.

Friend: And that's how my granny got rocked by a autistic gorilla

You: I see I see

I See I See

A excuse word when you have no words/other way to respond to something your told or explain.

Friend: And that's how my granny got rocked by a gorilla named george

You: I see I see

i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers

i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

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person 2: what

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

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