i would like that..

When a guy is texting or talking on the phone with his girl, and he askes her to go somewhere and 'hang out' with him (he's actually asking her on a date) and she says "I would like that" then you guys go out, and she stares at your lips. Well boy, its your chance to kiss your lucky ladie!

(Texting)

Tommy: hey babe, wanna go to the movies and hangout?
Jenny: I would like that..(:

Tommy: alright see you there.

(at the movies)

Tommy: hey Jenny!
Jenny: hey! *Jenny stares at Tommy's lips*

Tommy: *kisses Jenny*

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And I was like,...really?

Phrase that at once concludes a narrative and indicates that all of the narrative details that have preceded this phrase have squandered irrecoverable moments of your life.

{Blah, blah, bitch, bitch, piss and moan}. And I was like,...really?

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I dont like it!

In Australia, people say this in imitation of redneck politician Pauline Hanson. Say it in a disapproving, nasal voice whenever somebody disses something they know nothing about.

"Ms Hanson, what do you think about Stephen Hawking's new theories about the properties of light?"
"I dont like it!"

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I mean like

Not knowing what to say but still wanting to be apart of the conversation

"Wow, I mean like I guess I can come over"
"I mean like I wish I could"
"I mean like guess I'll die"

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Hello sir, I like to eat face

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.

Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!

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I like it more than I don't

A quick response when asked if you like something and really don't but you don't have the balls to tell the truth.

Girlfriend: How do you like my new dress?

Boyfriend: "I like it more than I don't"

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I Like Things Just the Way They Are

I like things just the way they are
Don't redefine marriage, you're going too far
Life begins as a precious stem cell
I know how to empty that jail
'Cause I'm done paying your sorry rent
Time for some more capital punishment

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like things just the way they were
You could smoke in restaurants and wear fur
You shoot some men up into space
And everyone knew their rightful place
We won wars and we stood strong
We knew what was right and what was wrong

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like cool country mornings
Spray cheese in my mouth
Let's keep everything pure
Just like the South

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

Yeah, I like things
Just the way they are

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