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When one person leaves the group chat to dm someone else in the groupchat privately
Katie left the gc just to tell me that she hates everyone in it and is just trying to be nice. I hate that she is always DM Whispering.
I hangout with The Vagina Whisperer, I had so many orgazms that I am getting wet just thinking about it.
A crack head who's vagina is so cursed that any male who has sex with her meets an untimely death, once said male has passed away the female crack head will declare her undying love for the deceased male. By photo shopping pictures of herself into photos with him, this is until her cursed vagina claims another victim. And so the circle of ghost continues.
The ghost whisperer it at it again
The ghost whisperer showing up in photos with people in locations she's never been with them
A pair of really short-shorts worn by a woman. Named so because they're so short you can see the lips moving but can't hear any sound.
"Jackie looks like a hooker today."
"No kidding, look at those whisper shorts she's got on!"
A horrific release of bowel vapor that makes no sound as it escapes.
A silent, but violent fart.
Bobby screamed in fear, "Teresa, oh god, what is that smell?" Teresa ran out of the room, leaving only her death whisper behind.
A politically correct alternative to Chinese whispers, particularly suitable for the modern workplace where miscommunication is caused by middle management idiots not understanding anything but still desperate to impress, rather than by language difficulties.
Programmer to middle manager: We need to deploy X because A happened. Please ask the client before we proceed.
Middle manager to client: we deployed X so now B is supported
Programmer (on reading the minutes): ugh, Wally's whispers strikes again
Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes
Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer