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when someone you try to avoid at work catches you at your desk when you are not paying attention, thereby holding you there against your will while they spout their meaningless opinions about work goings-on
this can also occur in hallways/stairways/others' offices
this person does not necessarily have to be a coworker, work rapists may include: salespeople, delivery people, children of the owner
Valerie: "Where's Mike?"
Janet: "Oh, poor guy, Herbie is in today - caught Mike at his desk and is work raping him about some new scheme he has."
Valerie: "HR really needs to do something about our frequent work rape situations!"
To randomly mash the buttons of your keyboard for your own personal pleasure. Often when bored and IMing to someone.
Person 1: Dude I'm so bored, dfghdfskjghfdksjlh.
Person 2: Dude thats keyboard rape!
Bro rape is a rape that has gone over looked for decades, and its risen 44% in the last year, what is a bro? A bro is 18-24 year old male who likes to play game cube and/or Xbox & listen to jack johnson and dave matthews band. They love natty ice, wearing there livestrong bracelet, and family guy. There main scent is any of the Axe body sprays. Usually there attire consists of berkenstocks, rip jeans, an abercrombiee water polo, and a hat with a prefrayyed brim. They use phrases like "bro-out" or "chill". For every suburban house party 4 bros will be rape and only 1 in 7 bros will tell their boys what happened.
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Do you wear Birkenstock sandals and a "Livestrong" bracelet? Do you like Family Guy, or play "ultimate frisbee", or wear a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim? Are you now, or have you ever been, a Jack Johnson fan? If you answered DEAR GOD YES to any of these questions, then you may be a Bro. And being a Bro makes you a prime candidate for Bro Rape. Bro Rape... don't let it happen to you.
bro 1: Yo wanna come over and chill. We can play game cube and take off our pants.
bro 2: BRO RAPE!
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the thing that happens when you take a dump and a piece of poo splashes into the toilet water causing a splash which then the water from the splash goes up your anus
also can be known as aqua-raped
"dude, i took tuge a huge dump and splash from it john-raped me."
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When someone pressures or forces you to watch a viral video on youtube that they think is funny, but it isn't.
I didn't want to see that stupid batman clip, but my friend looked it up on his smart phone and youtube raped me.
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Just like the wage gap except for rape. Basically white people (especially men) are raped the least of any minorities or genders. Feminist and SJWs believe that rapist need to rape white people (Men if possible.) more because rapist are raping minorities more and thats racist/sexist.
Hey see that white hotty over there, lets rape her and close the rape gap.
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When someone forces you to smoke a bong by holding you down and plugging your nose so that you have to inhale through your mouth. ( May need assistance)
Wesley: I do not want to smoke out of the bong.
Mike: To Bad.
Kyle: Mike lets just pin him down and bong rape him.
Wesley:cough Wow I just got bong raped.
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