Random
Source Code
Random
A Pedo
Person 1 - Hey did you hear about Ian?
Person 2 - Yeah, didn't he get arrested for being a pedo
1👍 3👎
A super gay guy with a micropenis. Probably has no friends.
Guy 1: That guy is always hitting on me and smells like buttpee.
Guy 2: yeah, he's such an Ian.
1👍 3👎
Gay as fuck watch out boys he may be on your dick right now!!
1👍 3👎
Ian is really smart sweet and kind but shy around the people he like
Ian would be great with a Taylor
1👍 3👎
quotes from ian:
MY KNEES ARE HUNGRY
I eat plate and sit on grass
no u
n o
any body wants some BEANS?
uncle Gary likes caves apparently
things you should not call ian:
Jackie chan
seriously if you call me Jackie chan one more time I will take all your beans at 3 am
let the potato (ian) rest for 5 more minutes
1👍 3👎
They are nice, funny, and trustworthy. Ians tend to be homosexual, yet can be afraid to admit it. It isn't out of the ordinary for Ians to live their entire lives in what some call the "Iron Closet", which is just an internal deep denial of their sexuality. You will never have to be afraid to let Ians around your girlfriend. However, your boyfriend is a different story. They are tall, handsome, and tend to have good relationships with their mothers. Some theorize that due to an absence of a father figure in some lives, this is what can lead to an Ian's gayness. Overall, they are fun loving people who love to have fun with and in guys.
1👍 3👎