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(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.
Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)
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Having a yellow stain on the crotch of one's underwear (usually white or a light color ) which resembles a lemon. This phenomena most commonly occurs when the person fails to "shake it" after the act of urinating.
When Kelly got shanked, the boys saw his lemon pocket.
verb, to get an erection with a person on your lap
She tried to sit on her boyfriend's lap, but he kept prick pocketing her.
Dude, I can't help but prick pocket whenever your mom sits on my lap.
Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em
Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.
Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.
Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!
The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.
Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!