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Smoking to much weed you physically can not get up
Syn: Frozen
Man I was so chair locked last night from smoking all that dank
When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.
Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!
A wedgie where the victim's underwear are pulled up over the back of the chair, leaving them sitting in a painful wedgie.
I'm about to give this nerd a massive chair wedgie
When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.
Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!
#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School
Hovering over the toilet seat when taking a shit because the seat is freezing.
dam dude, i had to floating chair this morning it was so cold out!
A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg
'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'
Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.
Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.
Student 2: Chair cookie.