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A pet who seem to have a private window to our souls. A true soulmate in pet version.
You don’t get it. I’ll never have another dog like this. She understands me in a way no one has ever understood me, she's my heart pet.
When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.
I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.
When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.
“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “
The pet/ wannabe/ tryhard/ of the popular girl (rat) . She's always by the popular girl's side, and wants to be exactly like her.
Rat Pet's are really annoying and no one likes them. They are one of the most hated people in school. The popular girls dont like them either and just use them for random shit.
Look at how clingy Emily is to Mary! She's such a rat pet
She's such a rat pet! Mary's just using her to get good grades
If cats and dogs are fur babies, actual babies must be skin pets.
Hey, did you hear, Jessica's pregnant with her second skin pet!
Hey, nice skin pet you got there.
When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
"What are you up to today?"
"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".
waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.