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One of the hottest character from the anime One Piece. He ate Op-Op fruit, he’s hot and he has big dick.
Fy: “Trafalgar Law ,“The Surgeon of Death. His bounty is 200 million berries.”
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1) people who try to issue corrections (particularly spelling and grammar) are likely to commit the same offense themselves, usually in the actual post where they're making the correction.
2) Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error.
On a social network or forum:
"my mohter went out"
"dude, you mispelled mother"
"dude, you misspelled misspelled"
That's Skitts Law
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One of the most prestigious law schools in the United States, which also happens to be located in a paradise-like climate in Northern California. Stanford Law School is where you will find a small class of genius students where the average admit has a near-perfect LSAT score, a near-perfect GPA, work experience the rest of us could only hope for, and a generally laid back (non-prestige whore) mindset which allowed them to turn down offers from numerous other schools such as Columbia, Harvard, and Yale. A Stanford lawyer will be just as successful as a student from any one of these other schools, but he/she will also have enjoyed their 3 years of law school much more than a student from elsewhere. Also, an important note... Stanford Law students in general are pretty damn attractive.
Person 1: Did you hear that Bill got into Stanford law?
Person 2: What?!?! He is going to get a world class education while living in paradise. He will be a rich, elitist, power-lawyer who will absolutely dominate in whatever field of law he chooses to pursue after graduation, and he will likely make a significant positive impact on the world as well!
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The Law of humanity that states that the more children you have, the less you will love them each individually.
Man: Oh man, Joe's family is so huge, his parents really dont love him that much! He's a victim of Zapka's Law.
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Similar to Godwin's Law, this states that the longer a debate on comedy goes on, the more likely one person will compare the other's sense of humor to Seltzer and Frieberg, aka Seltzerberg. Named for Internet radio personality Josh Hadley(Lost in the Static, Radiodrome), who tends to do this a lot.
"Dude, you liked that movie? It's like Seltzer and Frieberg!"
"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"
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Thanks to PotterSues @ LiveJournal.
If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.
Person 1: Britney sucks, she has no talent.
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*
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As an online discussion of Ron Paul grows longer, the chances of the Constitution being introduced as justification approaches one.
First seen on Reddit's r/EnoughPaulSpam by user VERBW on 2.29.2012
Person A: I disagree with a lot of Ron Paul's positions, it seems like he's a loon who knows nothing about economics and wants the US to idolize the confederacy seen around the 19th century. Sure, I can agree with his non-interventionism, but that's like saying if the color of shit appeals to me, I should disregard that it's shit and eat it as a source of nutrition.
Person B: You hate a man that wants to defend the constitution? THE CONSTITUTION WAS THE BEST THING EVER INVENTED AND YOU "Disagree" WITH OUR SAVIOR? You must be a socialist... or worse: a communist. LIBERTY RON PAUL 2012!
Person A: Paulwin's Law...
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