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Harrison Ford

The man whose children I want to have.

I am going to marry Harrison Ford and get rid of the waste of human flesh known as Calista Flockhart.

by Mrs. Harrison Ford February 22, 2009

56πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Ford Lease

1 the biggest mistake you could have ever made
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t

1 you mean he not only bought a ford but has a lease on it. lmfao
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line

by bro joe January 15, 2009

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Ford Edge

The greatest car ever created. This thing is an absolute unit and will outrun any Supra. Better with a wing on it

Guy 1: DAYUM what car is that??
Guy 2: That’s a Ford Edge!

by CalcSlave March 6, 2019

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ford focus

Ford Focus - One of the best handling hatches ever made, thnaks to the independent rear suspension. It completely makes up for the fucktard ford escort, which was practicaly a Ford piece of shit, the bare minimum plus 10% added on. The focus revolutionized the hatch market, by being affordable, well engineered, and nicely styled. Except for the US and Russian built ones, the quality is pretty good. Unfortunatly, Ford bean counters never allowed the bonkers Focus RS version to be ever made. Beats the hell out of all but the Alfa 147. Better than the bloated MkV Golf.

Wow, the Ford Focus beat a 100,000 (pounds sterling) Merc Sl 55 AMG in the slalom, in an Evo magazine test.

by E. Y. December 1, 2005

338πŸ‘ 186πŸ‘Ž


Ford Aerostar

Fords first minivan. First introduced in 1986, it was built on a truck platform shared with the F-150 and had rear wheel drive and a 6 cyl engine. In 1989 a longer wheel based model was offered, as was 4WD in 1990, and in 1992 the front end was restyled with composite headlights, a new grill, and a drivers side airbag.

The bodystyle remained the same from the day it was introduced until it was axed in '97. Though popular at first with soccer moms in the 80's, it's chunky ugly body style got out-dated in the 90's. Alot of Aerostars built after '94 went to fleet companies.

My Mother had a '92 Ford Aerostar in the 90's, and as crappy as it was, it was roomy, comfortable, and could smoke a 4 banger Dodge Caravan anyday with it's 6 cyl.

by Metalhead83 November 9, 2011

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ford owners

A secret gay society ran by a mount druit man.

Ford owners like to pleasure men sexually.

by The big mamoo December 29, 2014

31πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


ford explorer

a mid-size SUV sold in North America and built by the Ford Motor Company since 1990. Helped turn the SUV from a special-interest vehicle into one of the most popular vehicle types on the road. Manufactured in Loiusville, Kentucky. Pre-2000 models held 6 of the top 10 cash for clunkers trade in spots. Ford said that the Explorer will make the switch to a car based design starting in 2011.

Let's hop into the ford explorer and drive to the beach!

by person115 October 22, 2009

60πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž