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Is a saying for when people feel bad for a nice guy. Or when your boyfriend is really super nice to everyone but you and people always feel bad for him because they look at him like hes the victim
I bet your girlfriend drives you crazy, I dont know how you deal with it, "poor dave"
Omg girl be nice to your boyfriend, poor dave.
The term given to one who is somewhat sheepish, somewhat lioness-ish and almost always boneriffic.
Tim: Did you hear about that Dave Lamb guy?
Colette: I sure did. He made out with a skunk, right?!
Tim: Got it in one, Col.
Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.
Started by several redditors.
Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.
Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"
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The Big Dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room wanking the balls of themselves. The Big Dave is not complete until the individuals balls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in Jizz.
The Big dave is when someone lik Ted wont be in class for the next few days as he is having a Big Dave
aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious
some of the funniest moments on chappelles show
guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case
dave chappelle- yes i do
guy- but mr. chappelle
dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)
dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??
proffessor- no
dave- correct
girl 1- no
dave- correct
aisain guy- no
dave- correct
dj- it aint easy
dave- correct
black guy-... hell yeah
dave- somehow that is correct
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1. commonly used nickname for a dickhead called david.
Daa wanksta massif: hey look its dickhead dave.
Sexy bitch: hes got a tiny wang.
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GOD.
MEGADETH is the most amazing thrash/speed metal band in the world, they pwn your face.
I shall pray to the almighty Dave Mustaine tonight for your safety.
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