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ivan

bald.

ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.

by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 12, 2022


Ivan

Sometimes sweaty.

Bro Ivan is sometimes sweaty

by jumbo_munchkins November 23, 2021


Ivan

My boyfriend

Ivan is a fool

by Ironicallyyes22 August 15, 2021


Ivan

A sexy, smart, and sweet guy who enjoys a niche outdoor activity. However, fears commitment.

Girl: Omg. He’s so cute!!
Friend: Be careful with that one. He’s an Ivan.

by Frogssss November 7, 2022


Ivan

Ivan, a pansexual genderfluid human who uses they/them pronounces. Stand akutagawa (aka eyebrowless guy) and claims to be serious and emo at all times unless they put /j. so does that mean they are emo and joking?

Ivan? Oh the cool person with the BEAST!akutagawa pfp?

by childesolosyourfav March 20, 2022


Ivan

A big man with huge shoulders and humongous penis (20 inch). He gets pussy and he destroys pussy.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.

Oh, you have a big Penis, you must be Ivan

by Sara Vukosavljevic November 21, 2021


Ivan

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021