bald.
ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.
A sexy, smart, and sweet guy who enjoys a niche outdoor activity. However, fears commitment.
Girl: Omg. He’s so cute!!
Friend: Be careful with that one. He’s an Ivan.
Ivan, a pansexual genderfluid human who uses they/them pronounces. Stand akutagawa (aka eyebrowless guy) and claims to be serious and emo at all times unless they put /j. so does that mean they are emo and joking?
Ivan? Oh the cool person with the BEAST!akutagawa pfp?
A big man with huge shoulders and humongous penis (20 inch). He gets pussy and he destroys pussy.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.
Oh, you have a big Penis, you must be Ivan
Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.