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the day that Americans made the worst mistake in history.
that day was so obama Jan 20, 2009
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In season 3, episode 12 of The Office, which is titled 'Back From Vacation,' Michael has an inappropriate photo of his boss, Jan Levinson. He accidentally sends the photo to Darryl and it becomes viral around the office. The name of the jpeg file was, 'Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.' If your friends name starts with a J, its also looked upon as clever to replace 'Jan' with their name.
Michael Scott: I have a special assignment for you.
Dwight Schrute: Who's the target?
Michael Scott: A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
Dwight Schrute: What's it of?
Michael Scott: Not important.
Dwight Schrute: Unless you're willing to tell me everything I cannot accept this assignment.
Michael Scott: Forget it-
Dwight Schrute: Ok, I accept it.
I want today to be national ankle day so it is .
Michael:"send ankle pics please it's Jan 21 s t"
GF(good friend):"no"
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gay, houd van andermans latten vast te houden als je weet wat ik bedoel, zeker die kleine lat van zijn kinderen,
he loves it when yu drink water in class
pays more for gell than his very low salary
hey he has a small dick!
what a jan"tje de lathouwerrrrr
To be tremendously drunk
Look at the state of Dave . He's steaming like Jan Leeming.
two tubercoulozzziz shitters who are 00
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definition: do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. play music loudly, stay up late, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages but your parents wouldn't approve (torn jeans), yell at them from another room :)
Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?#
Karen: what's that?
Me: fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan, is doing something your parents don't want you to do
Karen: not talk to the manager >:c