Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.
I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.
The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
You can't say jank. No you really can't. It's a really bad word for th- that like Irish people use for like darker people. No no no, for real. Like if if someone in uhhh someone in ireland back in the day was like a little darker like just a tan they would call them a jank like as a joke.
"Jank is a great word dude" - Matt Watson from supermega
When you jerk off but accidentally start having sex.
"I can't believe you Janked last night!"
1.That car is jank man.
2. PersonA: Dude did you get the homework for the weekend?
PersonB: Yeah thats so jank its like 10 pages