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An elderly readers wife who makes regular appearances in the pages of a top shelf Jazz Mag.
'Has anyone seen my April edition of 'MILF times', there's a Jazz crooner on page 42 that looks just like Mavis from accounts?'
(while having intercourse)
Man:"Kkeep going I'm almost there..."
Sexual Partner: "Give me your Hot Jazz."
Inserting a moist reed into your partners ass and blowing whilst reaching around playing with their genitals like a trombone slide. Works best with New Orleans style jazz.
Can I get me some anal jazz tonight? I have a fresh reed.
A mysterious man who approaches you while you're playing jazz, sneakily records your solo and transcribes it to steal all your precious and beautiful licks.
"I am not a jazz spy" (he was a jazz spy)
Much like music, comedy can be so technically good, that it's not funny. Some comedians who are known as "comedian's comedians" are actually doing comedy jazz. The audience might not get it, but the comedians backstage are rolling around laughing.
"I don't really think this comedian is funny."
"Well it's comedy jazz, it's a bit over your head. They're more of a comedian's comedian."
the true jazz daddy, aka chaddy is someone capable of having sex with 20 women at once. there's only one jazz daddy and that's jazz daddy.
hades was nervous to meet with jazz daddy. he had been talking to him for a month and they finally decided to meet in person. maybe he would be the one. there was a knock on the door. hades took a deep breath, and opened it. instead of the 5'4" shy femboy he was expected, he saw a giant, 7 and a half foot man, clothed in leather straps, with a large bulge in his pelvic area. "hey hades," he said in an earth rumbling voice. he ducked under the door frame to step into the house. he leads hades to the bedroom without speaking a word. jazz picks him up like a toy and places him on the bed. in a flash, hades' clothing came off, and so did jazz's. hades tries to speak but jazz shoves a ballgag around his neck, effectively muting him.
The hottest man alive. There is only 1
Omg look its the jazz daddy.