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An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.
Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."
When everything is the world is nice and lovely - people are helping, children are smiling, and nothing gets you down. A state of mind and an ideal world state.
Named after the band Lemon Jelly who make lovely music and are very good to their fans.
"Work really sucked today, but I'm very lemon jelly about it."
"She made us a cake? That's lemon jelly."
"If the world was lemon jelly, we'd all be happy."
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The people I know just wear these bracelets as what they are...jewlery...with NO sexual meaning behind them at all! Infact, I don't think most of us at my school even knew that there was a sexual meaning to them until an article came out in the newspaper! The teachers started going psycho and banned them from the middle schools, and I guess they were banned at the high school too, but people still wear them. My friends and I just joke around about the sexual link to the bracelets, because we think it's funny as hell!
One of my friends had some grey jelly bracelets, and when her mom found out about the whole sex game behind them, she told her to take them off. My friend said no, and they fought over them and both her and her mom broke them off her wrist. Last I heard, grey meant fisting.
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The swollen part at the end of a mans penis. The bellend. The sensitive part of a mans penis often covered by a foreskin.
Will you suck my jelly-part?
That jelly part is covered in smegma it gives me the boke.
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Slightly sweet, sour ball sweat with a much thicker consistency than duck butter found where the testicles and taint meet
Do you want some lime jelly for your toast?
My girlfriend can't figure out if my man mayo is bitter or if it's just my lime jelly.
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Blue= oral/ blowjob/ head
red = lapdance
yellow= hug/ or kiss mostly hug
black= sex(THIS IS THE 1 THAT EVERY1 AGREES UPON.)
white =flash boobies (sometimes = gay kiss, or french kiss)
pink = flashin
hot pink= makeout
clear pink = grl's choice
clear= the breaker's/ snapper's choice
purple= anal(doggy style, or holdin hands)
silver/gray= fistin
green= eat out
orange = kiss
glow in da dark= sex t.
black& red= 69
brown= toss my SALAD
glittery gold= make out
there are more than that
that's mostly wat the mean at ma school.
I wear them all the time i broke one of my friends he didn't een give me a hug!!
o well see they not taken seriously
cunniligus i think that mean eat out
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