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When your girlfriend puts Vicks on her pinky finger and shoves it up your ass
Muffin........will you please give me a "Hot Jennie" tonight ?
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a far left or far right lane on a busy road/highway also called the shoulder, used for emergency parking only. (not a driving lane), lane used for towing vehicles, lane used for flat tire repair or broken down vehicles
The old man in front of me was driving to slow, so i looked for cops and when i didnt see any... i passed him by using the JENNY LANE!
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Any number that people call all the time because a character in a song or movie dials it. Originated from the song "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone.
Eric: God damnit, I hate that new movie that just came out. I'm getting calls every 5 minutes because I have a damn Jenny Number.
Sam: You should change your number, man. They won't stop. Besides, doesn't your daughter have the same name as the woman in the movie?
Eric: Yeah, I never know if they really want to talk to her or not anymore!
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1. A phrase for a couple that hangs out so much that they eventually just become one person. 2. A tall white boy and a dumb, ugly, nasty, stank ass bitch that have been going out for 2 years and pause on having sex. wtf?!
Jeff and Jenny, the bitch, were walking down the street and some boy started flirting with jeff and jenny said dont hit on my boyfriend. He is WAY too cute! haha
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The line at which, when entering a cold pool, one's genitals contact the water. A very unpleasant experience, especially for males.
When james crossed the jenny line, his penis shrunk like a frightened turtle.
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A diet that ONLY works if you stick to it.
The people who say it doesn't work were not following it.
I'm on jenny craig. I've lost 25 pounds in 3 months!
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Cartoon character from 2000's Star of the show My life as a Teenage robot. In an alternate universe she was creampied by rock aliens. They rocked her cunt.
Bro remember jenny wakeman? One of my favorite cartoon characters
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