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Jens

another name for a massive penis

holy shit it is huge. Its just like jens

by Yolodopeshit November 24, 2021


Jens

an absolute mothafuckin chad.

jens lookin hella fly tonight. what an absolute mothafuckin chad.

by DeerhunterTJ May 1, 2021


Jens

Jens likes rawbuttfucking dead cats and dogs

That guy is rawbuttfucking a dead dog, he must be a Jens.

by bigboy34332 June 1, 2023


Jens

Big man that will beat u up if you dont give him fourre koekjes

bro that Jens is gonna beat me up if i don't give him fourre koekjes

by bigboy34332 June 22, 2022


Jen

Jen / Jenifer - but not Jenni or Jenny - that’s not my name!

She came from a land down under.

She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!

She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.

She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!

She’s Gigi’s Mum,

She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,

And likes a whine.

Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.

She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.

But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel

Hard to keep up with.

Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.

Be more Jen, say goodbye with a glass of red.

by Fancyphanicpants July 13, 2022


jens

This guy is really depressed and his friends should honestly check in with him more often, but other than that he could be the life of the party.

Jens don’t jump you have so much to live for!”

by jensthedoormat November 24, 2021


Jens

A very intense person. He always gets mad over the littlest of things, like mentioning his name.

"Fuck of you fat cunt"
"I obly mentioned your name, Jens"

by Hein._Konijn June 29, 2017