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Jessica

Annoying as hell, and can't mind her own damn business.

Chews gum loud af while she talks. Will stare at you for 5 minutes giving you the dirtiest look you have ever seen.

Jessica won't leave me alone, like damn hoe, don't you got other things to do.

by lilhomie23 May 29, 2014

76๐Ÿ‘ 390๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jessica

A common name for a girl normally born in September- December. She is normally quite insecure about her looks and just everything that makes her her. She is normally quite bad looking and has a very annoying voice. And although she loves her fellow friends and her lovers very much, she finds it hard to keep secrets.

me: hey who's that loner over there?
other girl: Dunno probably Jessica . but dont tell her about last night with you know who.
me: why?
other girl: the whole school will be getting you baby clothes

by JO - Jessica+ Owen forever January 6, 2016

8๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jessica

Most beautiful amazing sexually impressive. Husband named James. He is also the best. She loves lumpy pumpkins. And is cute.

You so jessica

by Sjarex August 5, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jessica

Jessica, beautiful and sometime smart, is the bitchiest girl you will ever meet. Youโ€™ll start off as being great friends and youโ€™ll think sheโ€™s super nice, but sheโ€™s actually fake as hell. If you do something she dislikes, even if itโ€™s the smallest mistake, she will hate you and make you apologize. Sheโ€™ll constantly lie about you, too. Donโ€™t trust a Jessica.

Man#1: Jessica looks mad at you.. she told me you called her a bitch and stole her jacket.
Man#2: What tf. She did that to me. Donโ€™t trust Jessica.

by _karenstolemytoy November 28, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jessica

Jessica is a girl that throw shades on IG and snap chat,eats alot of shrimp and ask for notes at the end of the semester

Jessica waste her time doing foolish things so she doesn't get the notes that were given

by Wahgwaanppl December 23, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jessica

Usually they are all rude. This typical girl is a bitch, she thinks shes every guys dream and likes attention. She acts like a guy listens to hip hop and watches movies like scar face so she can convince guys shes down to earth. But watch out they are evil.

AHHH Watch your back. Jessica is coming

by Billy jean 9 November 20, 2013

70๐Ÿ‘ 381๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jessica

There are two species of jessicas. The first being the sweet innocent girl next door

"I just love jessica she babysits my 6 crackbabies with ease"
The second species of jessica is known for smoking pot in the girls bathroom, and underage drinking. Retiring AS a bartender and eventually becomes a MILF.
"Wow jesus your mama lookin hella fine, bout to call me stepdaddy"

Wow over here we see a rare species of Jessica

by JessicaRabbit96 December 21, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž