When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.
Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.
Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise
Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"
"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"
Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.
Look its Jon Tristan! He’s probably getting boba.
Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon
Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers
If you forget the word to something you need. Its a replacemeant for the word thing. It can be confusing because sometimes people dont know what your talking about. So you have to point to it.
Carrie: Yo, can you hand me that jon peace?
Harry: Do you mean the remote or the popcorn??
Southwest Louisiana slang for psychedelics (marijuana, magic mushrooms, etc).
“Hey bro you wanna get those silly jons?”
“She been tweakin’ off them silly jons all night!”
“Aye dawg got any silly jons?”