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When you stick a curling iron up someone's ass and turn it on. It's often used as a threat.
"Shut up before I give you a hot jon."
Jon Kelly is a good person. He likes to play guitar, ride his bike, play pokemon, walk around the park and look at the sky and appreciate the sunset. He also likes old music that has a cheery melody but very sad heart breaking lyrics. He tends to cut people out of his life because of his anxiety and depression. But stick around with him. He is very caring and sweet. Lastly, he wears a gengar smile.
I met this guy who’s nice and sweet, but sometimes he wont text nor call me. He’s such a Jon Kelly!
Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.
Look its Jon Tristan! He’s probably getting boba.
When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.
Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.
Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise
Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"
"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"
The act of getting in a fight with your girlfriend and when she wants make-up sex, you deny her by keeping the status quo.
Ben: Dude, Chase and I got in a huge fucken fight and i totally gave her the jon voight. She was pissed.