Jon Tristan

Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.

Look its Jon Tristan! He’s probably getting boba.

Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

Jon's Turtle

Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise

Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"

Jon's ride

A foolish person, dumbass

"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"

pulling a jon

stalking anyone in an obsessive manner

My friend was thrown in jail after pulling a jon with the sheriff's daughter.

Jon The Mon

Jon the Mon is a full time Twitch streamer who does not have autism. Also, Lewis Reed is a stupid little cunt.

Wow, that Jon the Mon guy doesn't have autism

Jon Chon

Geek nerd peer feed owed gerd nerd weed weed seed seed he’d Kerr teed Xerox’s nerd feed nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd wneee nerd nerd nedr

Don’t be like Jon chon IDOIBETEUE