A total pudge, loves to eat, obsessed with cod, cant get a gurl, decent cook, disrespects the bro code, michael floyds bitch, bandwagoner...florida, pussy
I was pulling a Joshua Carberry when i was sitting on my couch friday night
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Very hot ass man who deserves more and he dgaf about what others think of him.
I want to become Joshua Bassett
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The longer a conversation with Joshua is being held, the higher the chance of it becoming deep and/or personal gets.
That's another case of Joshua's Law.
Joshua Paat was a psychologist who developed a new type of psychological disorder and eventually published his findings on his disorder.
Joshua Paat syndrome: A psychological disorder that causes an individual to become feminine and develops an extremely large head. Creates a tendency to insult others to boost one's own confidence. Often times will revert to child-like behavior, i.e. playing pokemon games.
History: The disease was named after a psychologist named Joshua Paat who first developed the disease after failing his first psychology course.
His strange behavior is probably caused by Joshua Paat.
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This is the name given to someone with unbelievably low iq and hygiene. Often found on farms as they mate with chickens and roosters.
If we put joshua harper in a room with Albert Einstein and Steven hawking the average iq goes down to 6.
The act of duncking your head upside down into a partners pants and attempting to bite off as much pubical hair as possible.
“ My boyfriend Joshua Duncaned me”
Noah is a guy who you never expect to fall in love with the first time you see him. But slowly you get to know how he is and what type of person he is and you find yourself thinking about him at 3am in the morning.
Noah will be there for you when you need him to as long as you’re straight forward with him. Noah likes plain and simple things, so don’t drop hints or give signals. Be forward and tell him what you want.
Noah’s heart is fragile (literally) but it is pure and great. When he says he loves you, he will love you with all his heart.
Noah will make you feel all sorts of feelings, and it might be hard when you’re together, but thats what makes everything worth it.
If NJD is reading this, know that I miss you everyday.
If you have a Noah, please, with all your heart keep him in your life because he is worth every tear and heartache. Do everything you can to keep him.
Noah is great!
Noah Joshua likes cars and thinks lil uzi is cute.