July 12th

It is a very special day! The day you were born! It is also the day in which you will rise to power. Godly power. The foolish mortals will cower in fear, and gaze upon your glory. Nothing can stop you. You are a god. Rise to power. Complete what is necessary.

“Oh man, it’s all ready July 12th!” Geez. It seems as if it’s my time to rise to power.”

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July 4

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!!

oh wait, you don't have one

guy- *gives hoodie to girlfriend*
girlfriend- "whats this for"?
guy- "its july 4, national give your girlfriend a hoodie day"

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23 July

Daniel Radcliffe birthday
If you are born on this day you are a legend

Kai:23 July tomorrow Zach😁
Zach:I know it my birthday that day.

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July 3rd

this is the day that you find your bestfriend and you hug them because you love them

you know what day it is bitch july 3rd

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July 13th

This day is national partner day. This means you spend as much time with your partner no matter the cost wether it be hugging kissing or even fucking. If you celebrate this day with your partner you will forever be together

Man- Hey babe today’s July 13th
Women- omg no way 🥰🥰

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julie mae

julie mae is the biggest wildest babe ever. all those hoes chase her and then realize what messes they are.

holy shit I just saw Julie Mae

It's Julie Mae!

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July 11

Nation Hard Core Sex Day

For all the freaky people out there this day is for you.

"July 11th is 24 hours away and me and my boyfriend are excited for some hardcore sex"

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