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Katie

Absolutely stunning all the boys love her and find her extremely attractive she has an amazing personality and is a great kisser (says Leon )

Leon loves Katie

by Heyyymadudes October 25, 2018

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Katie

Katie's are very complicated creatures. Their origins are officially still unknown. When translated in Latin, Katie means "Woman made of pallets". It's said that in the late 1400's, the first Katie ever known spent every day and night making things out of pallets. Headboards, decorative signs, crafts, and even the meals she cooked for her husband were made out of old wooden pallets.

During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again.
During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser.

The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.

Drew: "dude... Is that a Katie?"
Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday"
Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."

by February 29, 2016

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Katie

A girl that absolutely loves pigs. A stunning character. In a book she would be Daisy Wells in Murder Most Unladylike. She's probably Bi. She has 3 mains friends that stick together and are probably in most of each others lessons. She is a girl to trust. But be careful bc she's probably got mental health problems.

Hey meet Katie

by Katieeeeeeeeeeeeeee loves pigs December 7, 2020

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Katie

A nice blonde girl who is super nice and can sing very well Katie is one of the nicest people out there and cares a lot about her friends, family, and school.
She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet.

Ben : Hey man, look over there its Katie.
Johnny : Dude, she's more beautiful than I imagined.

by Dragon Kitty July 10, 2019

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Katie

This girl will have a great future stick with her as she’s loyal asf

My bestie is callled Katie

by Heyyyy it’s just the truth November 1, 2021

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Katie

She’s amazing, but gives Alvaro a lot of hard time

Alvaro: hey Katie; white is not a color
Katie: it’s your point of view man

by Muthakashicase October 20, 2021

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Katie

The annoying one.
Swears like a feud, beats up people up to twice her age, is average height and quite pudgy.
Does far more harm than good.
Has an extremely bossy best friend, who might even be as annoying as she is, and another friend who curses almost as much as she does.
She will drag people around by their hair, give you the middle finger for no goddamn reason, and has a more physically attractive sibling than her.
Is destined to end up in an insane asylum/juvenile prison/jail with her friend(s).
Will insult you and your intelligence...even though she herself has very little of it.

"YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!"-Katie
*Rolls eyes* "Katie, shut the hell up."-Older sibling
"NO YOU SLUTTY HOEBAG!"-Katie
*facepalm* Shut the fuck up.

by DontEvenThinkAboutIt. October 18, 2013

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