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weird ketchup

Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.

There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.

by ilikekamenrider March 14, 2024


Ketchup With Pasta

Type of food that no italian can eat, and will do anything to remove it

Jeff: i just ate ketchup with pasta and it tasted good!
Mario: No way man, You are dead

by thor6665 October 31, 2021


Dirty Ketchup

A Cleveland steamer with ketchup.

Jon did the dirty ketchup like it’s the norm.

by Some guy in the US January 3, 2022


glass ketchup bottle

ABSOLUTE TORY

“glass ketchup bottles only”
“fuck off you tory

by unowhooosl March 6, 2022


Corndog with ketchup

When yours banging a girl that is on her period and has a yeast infection

I was banging the hell out of Kelly lastnight! She had a yeast inflection and was on her period. My dick looked like a corndog with ketchup.

by Snapper2k1 December 3, 2021


Ketchup Diarrhea

When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.

Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.

by Pitchy June 19, 2015


Alabama ketchup

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.

"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"

"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"

by Wrig9 October 9, 2024