Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.
There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.
Type of food that no italian can eat, and will do anything to remove it
Jeff: i just ate ketchup with pasta and it tasted good!
Mario: No way man, You are dead
A Cleveland steamer with ketchup.
Jon did the dirty ketchup like it’s the norm.
When yours banging a girl that is on her period and has a yeast infection
I was banging the hell out of Kelly lastnight! She had a yeast inflection and was on her period. My dick looked like a corndog with ketchup.
When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.
Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.
Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"