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A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.
Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.
James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.
Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete
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The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.
*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
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A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.
Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.
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When you're in the middle of typing a word, and hit a bunch of random letters and complicate everything, for everyone, ever.
Lars: "I competeley forgot the crew was eatomogot at moithshine next week!"
Jerry: "Oh no man, looks like you've got Keyboard Touretts"
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slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"
I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.
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A person who constantly posts bible quotes or talks about being religious and spews nothing bit hate.
Why are Trump supporters always keyboard Christians?
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A way of saying you understand nothing about keyboards
Hey bitch i just got a mechanical keyboard. Here let me show you. CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! DUDE that shit is sooooo anoying. IK its a mechanical keyboard!!!!
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