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The same as backsplash.
Hugely annoying.
Can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper.
"Aieeeh!"
"Whut?"
"Neptun's Kiss, man."
"So what?"
"The water's effin' freezin', man!"
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Not to be confused with "kiss rape," surprise kiss is the spontaneous AND consenting act of kissing, especially at a frat dance party.
Girl 1: I saw you getting kiss raped on the dance floor last night.
Girl 2: No, I totally wanted it, it was surprise kiss.
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The chant of the Filler God. It is said that any who hear the Filler God recite those words, shall forever lose their sanity and become eternal slaves to the Filler God.
Jack: "I'M SORRY SIR, I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE BIC VELOCITY."
Filler God: "You have betrayed me lad, and now you must pay for it."
Jack: "NO, PLEASE SPARE ME."
Filler God: "Kiss and Tight."
Jack: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
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An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.
It was evident that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the keester kiss left on the sheets.
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When someone grabs you by the neck, and kisses you on the mouth😻🤤
My boyfriend wants to choke kiss me.
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The female equivalent of teabagging.
Susan put lipstick on her vag to make sure Gerald knew that she had given him troll kisses while he was sleeping.
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