Balloon knot

an asshole. looks like a ballon knot

I just took a crap and my balloon knot is on fire.

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Boff Knot

A Guy with massive hair and is also a complete turd

Or No that guy is just a Boff Knot yeah!

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knotted dong

A knotted dong is where you take your big long dick tie it in a knot, give yourself a redsock fist your redsock then push your knotted dong into your ass roughly until you squirt out milky stuff

guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ASS ITS GOT MY KNOTTED DONG IN IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OUCH OUCH OUCH BOIII

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Twat knot

A person that does not return your calls, text messages etc. in a timely manner.

Q. Did she call you back?
A. No, she is such a Twat knot!

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Pubic Knots

When a girl/guy decides to braid your pubics

Jeff: Dude, your girl friend gave me Pubic Knots!
Kyle: You fucking moron! I don't have a sister!
Jeff: Fuck...

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balloon knot

Another name for the Anus. Also reffered to as the Angry Spider in the unfortunate case that the balloon knot is surrounded by hair resembling a spiders legs.

Ho needed to clean it up in the nether region. I swear I could see the angry spider trembling...

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scroach knot

When the back of your hair is in a messed up knot due to hot and steamy sex.

I know Susan had sex last night because she has a huge scroach knot on the back of her head!

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