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The man you all loved to hate, and hated to love. The greatest Basketball player to ever play the game, next to Michael Jordan. A killer, cold-blooded, assassin, with no regard for his opponent's life. Arguably one of the most hated and loved players the NBA has ever seen. Will take on your entire team single-handedly if he wanted to. Basketball warrior. Played against prime MJ, Scottie Pippen, Shaq, Lebron, Wade, Melo, KD, CP3, Allen Iverson, Celtics (Garnett, Pierce, Allen, Rondo), and many others. The man who made kids all around the world practice a fadeaway in their driveways for hours on end. The man whose name you yell when throwing something in a garbage can. Legends NEVER die.
Person 1: Man, I got to practice 2 hours early today.
Person 2: Kobe Bryant would've showed up a day early, do better.
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A dumb Ginger boy whom thinks he's funny. He also get's red all the time.
Ever heard of Kobe Debes. He's a big idiot
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Playing basketball at a level of quality equal to Kobe Bryant. A dirty crossover, the lost art of the mid-range jump-shot, and Kobe's famous famous jab-step fake followed by rising up to drain the 3-ball from the corner pocket are all essential skills to be considered Kobe-tastic.
Peroni Pete: Don't try and take on that McClenahan on the court, he's Kobe-tastic.
Skets McGee: He twisted up this one kid so bad, that he broke his ankle.
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Someone Who (God Forbid) likes Kobe Bryant
Someone: I Like Kobe Bryant
Someone Else: Yeah, well, your nothing but a Kobe Lover!
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Doubtly the best player to ever play the game of basketball, also one of the most-hated players in the NBA. Why? Probably because of the fact that Kobe has won more rings (even without counting the rings Shaq won) than the whole of the Miami Heat. Also, a lot of Bulls fans hate him as he owns their squad in each and every single aspect and he is at the point of crossing His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.
Oh, and also someone who has sex for money, but forgets his cash and gets accused of rape.
Example 1: ''Kobe Bryant is better then LeBron and D-Wade, Kobe is CLUTCH!''
Example 2: ''Damn, I'm in deep shit bro.. I did this ho last night but I didn't bring any cash with me so I gotta find a good lawyer now.''
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being able to land all those shots but not able to land the helicopter
a guy died in a helicopter today, hes pulling a kobe
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