James Li

A Chinese immigrant with immense amount of brain power and is very knowledgeable. Usually very attractive and is like by all of his peers to the point of worship.

Elon Musk was like a James Li

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hu li jing

Mandarin Chinese: seductress (literally it means fox-excitement/feeling)

That hu li jing stole my boyfriend!

Vince Weiguang Li

The name of a psychotic murderer who attacked, killed, skinned, and decapitated a 22 year old man (Tim McLean) on a Greyhound bus in Manitoba Canada on June 30, 2008.

Had no criminal record prior, killed and brutality mutilated a young man (who was sleeping) for a completely unknown cause. No apparent reason or motive whatsoever. He pulled out a big knife and slaughtered his seatmate like a demoniacally-possessed barbarian.

Just what the hell is wrong with humanity?

Vince Weiguang Li is a monster. I hope he suffers at the thought of what he done every second of every day for the rest of his wretched life and eternally rots in the fiery depths of hell after he reaches his highly-celibrated death.

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Prom Date Lies

When your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.

Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?

Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.

Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.

Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.

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lI-king-Il

The coolest / most powerful mf ever too walk the earth

Literally a god amongst peasants

That mf a lI-king-Il

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Chung Li

A term to describe a fanny.

Put your M bison in my chung li, said Gen to Dan.

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Li(ov)ke

When you really like someone, and you’re falling in love, but you’re too scared to actually say “I Love you” yet. So you use this as an interim word.

I’m really falling for you. I li(ov)ke you.