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The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.
His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.
Sticking a dildo on top of a drill, with the drill at it's highest rotation velocity.
Rebecca, I just tried a Louisiana Swirly Tube -- it was awesome!
A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.
Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.
Take a bath in bacon grease then have sex with your cousin ,or with a dog.
That damn redneck keeps on doing the Louisiana slip and slide .
The Louisiana Bubble Bath involves two participants buttfucking in a bathtub doggy style. Then, the participant being buttfucked gets his/her ass pried open and the other participant continues to have explosive diarrhea into the anal cavity of the first participant. He/she then proceeds to lie flat against the bottom of the tub, belly down, forcefully expels the contents of his/her anus. This will result in many bubbles forming, thus the name, the Louisiana Bubble Bath. Depending on the speed of expulsion from the participants anus, this may turn into a Louisiana Bubble Volcano.
Link: Hey Terry, I heard you and Jim were gonna try the Louisiana Bubble Bath
Terry: We did it last night, it was explosive!
When you have a girl take your food and dip it into her colostomy bag for extra flavoring.
"Hey man, Take your Coxinha to Rito, she'll give it the ol' Louisiana Hotdog Stand. Makes it taste 100% better. "
When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.
Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”