Random
Source Code
Random
A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
29👍 17👎
What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow
"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."
Russia's women with large pussies
John: May I fuck your large russiussy?
1. A phrase used to break a moment of awkwardness by making it more awkward.
2. A scaly terrestrial animal larger than a typical shoe.
1. Alex: Dude I think I got drunk and made out with my dad last night.
Joseph: Right...Large Reptiles.
2. Monitor Lizard
-to give extra rations to; pay special attention to; to spoil with surpus materials; to be generous; to possibly suck up
to hook up large-
waiter to kitchen staff-
"hey my girlfriend is downstairs, can you hook her up large?"
"Yeah man, we can give her an extra scoop of ice cream or something"
"thanks man"
Something that my dick is that ur mom likes to hop on
ur mom : "wow serenity your meaty cock is so large its not going to fit my tight hole"
Me: oh i know