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When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.
“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”
A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.
Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
A lawn mower laugh is a type of guardrail screech that sounds like a car starting.
This is a lawn mower laugh.Says a joke,"NH NH NH NH NH" SO FUNNY "NH NH NH NH NH"
A snowplough.
Not enough room in the garage to store a Canadian lawn mower and park the car, too.
Eric and the neighbor are having some sort of lawn mower showdown.
When someone is stealing your customers. (usually used in drug dealing)
Quit mowing my lawn bro, get of my turf!
When a upcoming hockey athelete has to gain favour of their team by trimming the ass hairs of their coach.
Man, I had to mow Gretzky's lawn to make captain of the team.